I know where--I just don't know when...

Last night, my folks took me on a tour of the hospital where I'll be born. It's really nice. We'll have our own big room with lots of seats for all my visitors. Be sure to let my mom and dad know if you want to visit when I'm born so they know to put you on something they call a phone tree. I don't know what that is, but then again, I am a fetus.

There were all these other babies at the hospital. Man, were they pissed. They were all red and screaming. I don't know what was up with them. I think it's pretty cool hanging out all upside-down in my own room--it's all toasty in here-- but I'm not going to freak out like those other babies when it's time to leave. Whatever, I guess I'll find out soon enough.