Bad habits...

It's true that I am as close to perfect as a baby can get, but every guy has his flaws. For example, I like to do nasty things to my parents. When my mom changes my diaper, I like to pee. My Aunt Lauren got me something called a "pee pee tee pee," but it doesn't do much good. It's a little fabric cone that fits over my "special area" specifically so I don't pee in my mom's face when she changes me. Like I said, it doesn't work that well. She's pretty fast though. I've only hit her once and that was when my dad was changing me in the hospital. You can ask Jeff and Becky about that one. It was like a sprinkler. First I hit Babushka, then I circled over to my mom and got her right in the face...and the mouth. Somehow Dad was spared--even though he was the idiot who didn't cover me up. Mom got her revenge this morning though. My dad was holding me and I started nuzzling his beard like I always do when I am hungry. He thought I was being very sweet and I couldn't let him think I'd turned all soft, so I spit up on his face. His cheek was covered. It was awesome. He swears I smiled for the first time after that. I'll never tell.