It's not my party, but I'll cry anyway...if I want to.

Tomorrow is my granny's birthday. It's a big one. I can't say how big because I can't count that high...I can't count at all, actually, but that's beside the point. The point is that tomorrow is Granny's birthday and I can't be there with her and that makes me sad.
I love you, Granny! I love you so much and I'm so sorry I can't be there with you! I hope you have the best birthday ever...but I know you won't because I won't be there, and let's be honest...everything is better when Poki's involved.