It Not Just For Bath Time Anymore

I've decided that leg thumping and wash cloth sucking is way too much fun to limit to my post-bath ritual. That's why I stole a wash cloth while my mom was folding laundry and just went to town with my bad self. It is seriously so much fun, people. You should all try it. Go ahead--right now. Grab a wash cloth, get on the floor and start thumping your legs as hard as you can. It'll only hurt for a minute. Once your legs go numb, it's totally fun.