You-Know-What

Scene: This morning at the mall, an impatient Poki wants to ride the escalator over and over again. Finally, Mom says they can walk toward where they parked and look for another escalator on the way. If they find one, he can ride it.

Mom: Maybe we should exit here and walk the rest of the way outside.

Daddy: Why?

Mom: So you-know-who doesn't see another you-know-what.

Daddy: Oooooh, right.

Poki: A you-know-what. I know what, Mommy! I know what! An escalator! Ride another escalator!

Daddy: I think you need to come up with a new secret code, Mom.