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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Phone Call With Nicolette

Scene: Tonight, in Poki's living room. Mom had already left for work and accidentally left her cell phone behind. Dad was in the kitchen fixing dinner. Mom's cell phone rings. It's Nicolette calling. Poki answers it.

(Nicolette hears rustling sounds for approximately 30 seconds)

Nicolette: Carson?

Poki: Carson.

Nicolette: Hi, Carson.

Poki: Carson.

Nicolette: What are you doing, Carson? Are you eating dinner?

Poki: Goldfish.

Nicolette: You're eating goldfish?

Poki: Yeah.

(Momentary silence. Nicolette wonders why Mom has not taken the phone out of Carson's hand)

Nicolette: I saw some tow-trucks today and I thought of you, Carson!

Poki: (Heavy Breathing)

Nicolette: (Continues her attempts to have a conversation with Poki)

Poki: (More heavy breathing)

Dad: Carson--What are you doing with Mommy's phone? (Takes the phone from him and realizes someone is on the other end) Hello? Nicolette? Did Carson call you???

1 comments:

Fleur said...

Even re-reading this cracks me up.